when i’m telling a story and a friend interrupts:
mentioning school on the weekend is rude and unnecessary
i really hate people who think that “freedom of speech” means “i can be as rude and insulting as i want and you’re not allowed to get mad”
I guess now that this has 213,000 notes, it should be mentioned that I never tweeted this (or thought it). The creator has acknowledged they made it up as a joke.
Read the second part.
THIS. THIS THIS THIS!!!!!
pros to buying a pizza: pizza
cons to buying a pizza: buying
anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”
john green have had enough of your shit
i hate when you’re outside and the sun
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother