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Hey I'm Hannah
✿I want to be wednesday addams✿

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

via: hate / origin: oomshi

icanrelateto:

More here!

17yr:

“hey im emotionally unstable and not good at texting do u wanna date me”

via: suspend / origin: 17yr

straaya:

Im such a great friend

via: guy / origin: straaya

lameborghini:

beyoncyay:

lameborghini:

does anyone else subconsciously give letters and numbers a gender like 4 is such a feminine number while 9 is definitely masculine am i right and then m is a girl of course while j is a boy you get me

you might have ordinal linguistic personification

mmm sounds like a fancy linguini pasta

humanclitoris:

historical-nonfiction:

The Great Pyramids of Giza, as you’ve never seen them before — at the edge of a sprawling metropolis and the vast desert.

;(

via: summvr / origin: demilked.com

guy:

the more i talk, the more i understand why i’m single

via: hate / origin: guy

yaoihandspom:

amporafest:

xhonk:

stillspoopingforspook:

terezi:

4gifs:

Sun melting crayons time-lapse rainbow [video]

OH MY GOD

notice the one yellow-green crayon that’s too cool to melt

notice the red starts slow then BAM

just like a period

just like a period

dutchster:

i’m very sorry for making you aware of your own blinking at this moment

ohmyimpossiblestars:

autumnagain:

Petition to get Nathan Fillion a role in Avengers 2 so these two can act together.

Please

colossalbeltloop:

This is the closest Disney will ever get to a certain joke.

xthegirlwithkaleidoscopeeyesx:

doctorsherlocklokison:

shirleytemplar:

ship-hard:

psychopathicyoutubers:

How Girls Take A Shower

dont forget the part where you pretend you’re having a really sad moment in the rain

#ur missing when I waterbend

And the period shower where you stand and watch the blood flowing down the drain as if you just got back from a war or brawl.

As a girl I can confirm that all of this happens.

petparent:

Please tag your opinions as wrong 

via: orgasm / origin: barebackinq