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Hey I'm Hannah
✿I want to be wednesday addams✿
via: pizza / origin: wesleysnopes
via: strictlyteen / origin: exothic

safeguards:

when i’m telling a story and a friend interrupts:

image

via: orgasm / origin: safeguards

disarms:

mentioning school on the weekend is rude and unnecessary 

via: fake-mermaid / origin: disarms

japaneesee:

i really hate people who think that “freedom of speech” means “i can be as rude and insulting as i want and you’re not allowed to get mad”

via: poetic / origin: tumblr.com

fishingboatproceeds:

I guess now that this has 213,000 notes, it should be mentioned that I never tweeted this (or thought it). The creator has acknowledged they made it up as a joke.

eatcleanmakechanges:

se-ren-d-ipi-ty:

Read the second part.
Again.
And again.

THIS. THIS THIS THIS!!!!!

geothebio:

pros to buying a pizza: pizza

cons to buying a pizza: buying

via: suspend / origin: geothebio

whoredinarygirl:

anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”

via: cumfort / origin: whoredinarygirl

australian-government:

john green have had enough of your shit

kuzuryuusan:

i hate when you’re outside and the sun

via: cumfort / origin: mikulios

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

via: hate / origin: oomshi

icanrelateto:

More here!

17yr:

“hey im emotionally unstable and not good at texting do u wanna date me”

via: suspend / origin: 17yr